Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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