I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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