are you still at the devil's house?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
