ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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