Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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