So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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