I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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