I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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