The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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