smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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