dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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