I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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