I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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