you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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