remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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