we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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