he wants to bone in the snuggie
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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