I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i need to put some appletini on your dick
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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