At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just high enough for therapy.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
