does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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