He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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