There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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