Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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