wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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