What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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