Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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