I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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