As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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