BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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