tell your sister to shave her snatch
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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