i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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