Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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