What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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