i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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