high people should be assigned attendants
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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