I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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