I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you never un-have a 4some
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am mentally ready for anal.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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