She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
third nipple confirmed
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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