Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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