im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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