If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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