Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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