i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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