we're blogging at a bar
Can Purell be used as lube?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
