they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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