Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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