even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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