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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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