he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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