FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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