Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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