That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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