I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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