I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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