you would pick up someone in the library
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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